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Are you ready, kids?

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All: Aye, aye, Captain!

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I can't hear you.

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All: Aye, aye, Captain!

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♪ Ohh... ♪

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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

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All: SpongeBob SquarePants!

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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

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All: SpongeBob SquarePants!

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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

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All: SpongeBob SquarePants!

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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

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- All: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

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All: SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob

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SquarePants!

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[Laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[Waves crashing]

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{\an8}[Lively fiddle music]

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{\an8}♪ ♪

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See him?

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Nope.

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Oh, wait.
Now I do.

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[Panting]

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What's he doing?

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Um...

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Just kind of sitting there.

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How about now?

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Still just kind of, like,
sitting there,

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same thing.

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How long
have we been watching?

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What time is it now?

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2:30.

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Four days.

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Patrick, it's moving!

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Are you ready
to go for it?

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Like Mr. Krabs says,

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it's now or never.

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When does he say that?

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Usually on his way
into the men's room.

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Banzai!

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Hey, that's usually
what I say!

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[Jellyfish humming]

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Patrick, he's taking
evasive action.

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We better flank him.

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I'll flank left.
You go right.

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Roger that!

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Other right, Patrick!

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[Both yelling]

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[Crashing, shattering]

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Oh, I think I ruptured
a spleen.

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I think I shattered
my abacus.

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Your what?

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My abacus.

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Nope.
Seems okay.

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[Jellyfish zooms]

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Patrick!
There it goes!

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[Panting]

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Don't stop now, Patrick.

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We're gaining on him.

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[Laughter]

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[Screaming]

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[Screaming continues]

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[Whistling]

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Well, it's now or never.

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[Screaming]

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[Moans]

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You boys look mighty colorful,

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a smidgen too colorful,
if you ask me.

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And too darn heavy,

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if you ask me.

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Well, actually,

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Patrick has been trying
to shed a few pounds.

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Tell it to Ma Angler.

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[Laughter]

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Well, tell me this,

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what was it y'all was doing
down yonder

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at the outhouse
in the first place?

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Well, I done told you, Ma.

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There I was, doing my duty,

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just like every other Sunday.

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[Whistling]

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Well, it's now or never.

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When with not so much
as a warning shout,

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these here varmints

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done dropped right out
of the wild black yonder

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smack-dab onto my noggin.

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Darn near give me a crick
in the neck it has too.

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We're really sorry
for interrupting your--

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Y'all hush up.

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Now, Cletus, is this
another one of your tall tales

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you tend to tell?

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I swears I ain't fibbing, Ma.

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Cletus.

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Just ask Uncle Belcher.

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He'll tell you
the whole story.

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[Belches]

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See?

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Well, I must admit one thing,

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they is awfully purty.

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Nevertheless,
as leader of this here clan,

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which I is,

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I must subject
these two purty folk

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to clan initiation rites
to deem them worthy.

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Um...

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- Worthy of what?
- Specifically.

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Of livin'.

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[Both gulp]

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Junior!

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[Chuckles]

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Go and get your fiddle.

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[Mumbling] Okay, okay.

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[Chuckling]

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Fiddle.

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[Guffaws]

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Look, Patrick.

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He's gonna play us
a little song.

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[Banjo twanging]

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Short song.

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SpongeBob,

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I think this is meant to be
a musical challenge.

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Challenge?

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[Banjo twanging]

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Patrick, we don't even
have an instrument to play.

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[Banjo twanging]

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Yeah, and soon we won't have
anything to play it with.

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[Gasps]

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Patrick, hang on.

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[Whispering]

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SpongeBob, don't leave me!

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Wouldn't dream of it, Patrick.

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All right!

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[Banjo twanging]

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Twang!

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[Gasping]

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[Banjo twangs]

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[Lively banjo playing]

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♪ ♪

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[Cheering and laughter]

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Yeah, all right, buddy!

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[Cheers and applause]

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[Fireworks exploding]

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Well, Patrick,
even though you won,

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it looks like
he was the real star.

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[Laughs]

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- Betsy!
- Yes'm.

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It's time for
a hootin' and hollerin' contest.

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[Clears throat]

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[Yodeling]

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Whoo! Whoo!

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Patrick,
it's a singing competition.

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What are we gonna do?

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I don't know.

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But I sure am a-thirsty
after that fiddlin'.

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[Gulping]

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Hey, give me some of that.

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[Gulping]

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[Both slurping]

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[Both belching]

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[Cheers and applause]

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Looks like we're on a roll,
eh, Patrick?

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- Hey, go get him!
- Yeah!

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Give him what for.
Go get him.

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I just love me some rassling
and tussling.

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Whoa!

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[Cheers and applause]

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[Whistles]

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Bravissimo!

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My compliments
to the chef.

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Your turn.

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Well, actually,
my friend and I,

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we don't like to rassle.

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Oh?

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You don't like to rassle?

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N-No.
We're not the rassling sort.

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Well, then,
what in tarnation exactly

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do you purty folk
like to do for fun?

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Well, we like to go jellyfishing.

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Jellyfishing.

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What kind of tomfoolery
is jellyfishing?

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Well, it goes something
like this.

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[Both laughing and humming]

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What the...

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That's disgusting.

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Now, Patrick!

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[Both yelling]

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[Crashing, shattering]

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- Oh!
- Ooh!

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Well, something like that, anyway.

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Nice knowing you, buddy.

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Well, I haven't seen anybody
cutting up like that

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around these parts

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since we was
potty training Junior.

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[Laughs wheezily]

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He was near about 13.

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[Laughter]

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Them boys is dumber
than my box of rotten teeth.

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[Laughter]

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[Cheers and applause]

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Go get 'em, tiger.

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[Sniffles]

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They grow up so fast.

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As leader of this here clan,

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I hereby dub you

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Sponge Joe Bob
and Darryl,

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honorary trenchbillies.

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[Wild cheers and applause]

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Speech! Speech!

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Well, I guess
if I was to say one thing,

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and I think I'm speaking

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for both Patrick and myself here,

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it's that y'all are a bunch
of real kind folks,

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and it's been a real hoot
getting to know y'all.

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[Cheers and applause]

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Farewell,
friendly trenchbillies.

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- See you around!
- Toodles!

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And just where is it
do you folk think you're going?

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Uh, over to home?

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Well,
you're one of our kin now,

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so this is your home,

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and as such, you've been given
the great honor

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of taking care of Ma

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for the rest of
your natural born lives.

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Taking care of Ma?

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Rest of our
natural born lives!

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You know, carry her purse,
give her calf massages,

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read her the Billy Shakespeare

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till she falls asleep
at night.

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Ma just loves
iambic pentameter.

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Well, that all sounds
like a lot of fun,

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but I have responsibilities
back home at Bikini Bottom.

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I have a pet snail to feed,

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and I can't be late for work
at the Krusty Krab.

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Yeah, and iambic pentameter
gives me a headache.

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[Sobbing]

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You folks ain't going nowhere.

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Oh, please!

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Mr. Trenchbilly, what can we--

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Oh, hey, your shoe's untied.

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What?

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But I ain't even wearing--

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Darn it.

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Well, what was I supposed
to tell him, Squidward?

247
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You could have told him
he could have his money back.

248
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Oh, no, I couldn't.

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Why?

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Because I already put it
in the register.

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Mr. Krabs!

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We just escaped from

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an angry mob
of deep-sea bumpkins!

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It was horrible!

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They were gonna make us
stay forever

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and massage their grandma.

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So?
Why are you telling me?

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'Cause they followed us here.

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[Lively fiddle music]

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[Screaming]

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[Shouting]

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Crash!

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Come on out!

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We know you're in there!

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Yeah, come on out!

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We know you're in there!

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[Stutters]

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Welcome to the Krusty Krab.

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May I take your order?

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Um, sure.

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I'll have me
a large Krabby Patty

272
00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:51,081
with a Kola.

273
00:10:51,164 --> 00:10:53,206
No, no, no!
Lemon-lime.

274
00:10:53,289 --> 00:10:56,039
[Cash register dings]

275
00:10:59,831 --> 00:11:01,248
Keep 'em coming, SpongeBob.

276
00:11:01,331 --> 00:11:04,914
This is the most business
we've seen in a long time.

277
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,206
Aye-aye, Captain.

278
00:11:06,289 --> 00:11:07,914
I'm gonna get some more buns.

279
00:11:07,998 --> 00:11:10,664
More! More!

280
00:11:10,748 --> 00:11:11,873
More!

281
00:11:11,956 --> 00:11:14,414
More!

282
00:11:14,498 --> 00:11:16,581
Oh, yeah.

283
00:11:16,664 --> 00:11:18,581
That's what I like to see.

284
00:11:18,664 --> 00:11:23,414
She's gonna make
customer of the week.

285
00:11:23,498 --> 00:11:24,831
We catch anyone

286
00:11:24,914 --> 00:11:27,414
making goo-goo eyes like that
at our ma,

287
00:11:27,498 --> 00:11:30,664
it can only mean one thing.

288
00:11:30,748 --> 00:11:32,789
They's gonna get hitched!

289
00:11:32,873 --> 00:11:34,456
[Gulps]

290
00:11:34,539 --> 00:11:35,623
[Crowd cheering]

291
00:11:35,706 --> 00:11:37,706
[Kissing noises]

292
00:11:37,789 --> 00:11:39,748
No!

293
00:11:56,581 --> 00:11:57,706
[Sighs]

294
00:11:57,789 --> 00:11:59,789
♪ Oh, I got a whole new... ♪

295
00:11:59,873 --> 00:12:03,081
Oh, is that supposed to be
singing?

296
00:12:03,164 --> 00:12:05,789
I am putting that one
on SpongeBob.

297
00:12:05,873 --> 00:12:07,914
Would you clam up,
SpongeBob?

298
00:12:07,998 --> 00:12:09,956
I am trying to paint
in here.

299
00:12:10,039 --> 00:12:13,164
♪ I cherish
my fellow residents ♪

300
00:12:13,248 --> 00:12:14,456
SpongeBob!

301
00:12:14,539 --> 00:12:15,831
Why are you doing this?

302
00:12:15,914 --> 00:12:17,831
Oh, I'm just displaying
for all to see

303
00:12:17,914 --> 00:12:20,081
an attitude of gratitude.

304
00:12:20,164 --> 00:12:21,331
Gratitude?

305
00:12:21,539 --> 00:12:23,039
You've been wallowing in filth
all morning.

306
00:12:23,123 --> 00:12:25,289
What could you possibly
be grateful for?

307
00:12:25,373 --> 00:12:26,289
Hit it, boys!

308
00:12:26,373 --> 00:12:28,331
One, two, three, four.

309
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,998
[Squelching rhythmically]

310
00:12:31,081 --> 00:12:34,831
♪ Oh, I've got
a whole new attitude ♪

311
00:12:34,914 --> 00:12:38,164
♪ A lifetime subscription
to gratitude ♪

312
00:12:38,248 --> 00:12:41,998
♪ Friend, you've got to change
your glad-itude ♪

313
00:12:42,081 --> 00:12:45,081
♪ Live an attitude
of gratitude ♪

314
00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:48,789
♪ I'm grateful for the life
I am living ♪

315
00:12:48,873 --> 00:12:52,164
♪ Who knows how long
I will have it? ♪

316
00:12:52,248 --> 00:12:55,789
♪ I'm thankful for all
I've been given ♪

317
00:12:55,873 --> 00:12:58,998
♪ We make appreciation
a habit ♪

318
00:12:59,081 --> 00:13:00,956
♪ There's no time
like the present day ♪

319
00:13:01,039 --> 00:13:02,873
♪ To have a present
come your way ♪

320
00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:05,998
All: ♪ All you have to do
is grab it ♪

321
00:13:06,081 --> 00:13:09,039
♪ So now I think
that you will see ♪

322
00:13:09,123 --> 00:13:10,289
All: ♪ Ooh, you'll see ♪

323
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:14,706
♪ There's nothing more
you need ♪

324
00:13:14,789 --> 00:13:17,873
♪ My friend,
this ain't no platitude ♪

325
00:13:17,956 --> 00:13:19,164
All: ♪ Platitude ♪

326
00:13:19,373 --> 00:13:21,581
♪ Just an attitude
of gratitude ♪

327
00:13:21,664 --> 00:13:22,706
All: ♪ Gratitude ♪

328
00:13:22,789 --> 00:13:23,998
Or in your case, Squidward,

329
00:13:24,081 --> 00:13:26,039
an attitude of hat-itude.

330
00:13:26,123 --> 00:13:28,164
[Laughs]

331
00:13:28,248 --> 00:13:30,748
Keep your hat
and your gratitude,

332
00:13:30,831 --> 00:13:32,081
'cause being your neighbor

333
00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:35,456
leaves me with nothing
to be grateful for.

334
00:13:35,539 --> 00:13:36,456
Ah!

335
00:13:36,539 --> 00:13:40,456
Ooh!

336
00:13:40,539 --> 00:13:41,539
Wow, Squidward.

337
00:13:41,623 --> 00:13:42,664
You should really consider

338
00:13:42,873 --> 00:13:43,914
getting your plumbing
looked at.

339
00:13:43,998 --> 00:13:45,039
This is your fault!

340
00:13:45,123 --> 00:13:46,039
Don't worry, buddy.

341
00:13:46,123 --> 00:13:47,289
I can give you a hand.

342
00:13:47,373 --> 00:13:49,748
No!
You have helped me enough!

343
00:13:49,831 --> 00:13:53,748
I don't want your help
ever again.

344
00:13:53,831 --> 00:13:55,748
No problem, pal.

345
00:13:55,831 --> 00:13:57,331
[Singing nonsensically]

346
00:13:57,414 --> 00:13:58,456
Moron.

347
00:13:58,539 --> 00:13:59,498
[Groans]

348
00:13:59,581 --> 00:14:01,248
[Pipe squeaking]

349
00:14:01,331 --> 00:14:02,789
[Gasps]

350
00:14:02,873 --> 00:14:04,498
[Straining]

351
00:14:04,581 --> 00:14:05,748
Stupid pipe.

352
00:14:05,831 --> 00:14:08,998
[Groans]

353
00:14:10,664 --> 00:14:11,581
[Gasping]

354
00:14:11,664 --> 00:14:12,664
[Watch beeps]

355
00:14:12,956 --> 00:14:14,373
Oh, great.
Now I'm late for work.

356
00:14:14,456 --> 00:14:16,373
[Mumbling angrily]

357
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:17,914
[Pipe creaking]

358
00:14:17,998 --> 00:14:19,373
[Mumbling angrily]

359
00:14:19,456 --> 00:14:21,248
Pardon me.

360
00:14:21,331 --> 00:14:22,164
Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

361
00:14:22,248 --> 00:14:24,414
Slow down, speedster.

362
00:14:24,498 --> 00:14:26,539
[Laughs]

363
00:14:26,623 --> 00:14:28,164
Go jump in a coral bed.

364
00:14:28,248 --> 00:14:31,248
Mr. Squidward, how many times
do I have to tell you?

365
00:14:31,331 --> 00:14:34,706
The customers' jokes
are always funny.

366
00:14:34,789 --> 00:14:37,581
Now give the gentleman
a chuckle.

367
00:14:37,664 --> 00:14:39,289
Ha. Ha. Ha.

368
00:14:39,373 --> 00:14:40,414
[Growls]

369
00:14:40,623 --> 00:14:43,789
I knew you'd eventually
get it, dude.

370
00:14:43,873 --> 00:14:45,456
[Laughs]

371
00:14:45,539 --> 00:14:48,539
[Breathing heavily]

372
00:14:51,498 --> 00:14:53,664
Stop staring, SpongeBob.

373
00:14:53,748 --> 00:14:56,914
You're affecting
my productivity.

374
00:14:58,414 --> 00:15:00,539
I would like to order
one Krabby Patty.

375
00:15:00,623 --> 00:15:01,789
That will be $3.

376
00:15:01,873 --> 00:15:03,164
Do you accept pennies?

377
00:15:03,248 --> 00:15:04,706
I don't have time
to count all that.

378
00:15:04,789 --> 00:15:06,123
Oh, well, have it your way.

379
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,456
I'll just take my loose change elsewhere.

380
00:15:08,539 --> 00:15:09,831
Oh, please do.

381
00:15:09,914 --> 00:15:11,581
I'm trying to get some work done here.

382
00:15:11,664 --> 00:15:12,873
Sheesh.

383
00:15:13,081 --> 00:15:15,581
Some people just want
to waste your time.

384
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:18,331
[Foot tapping]

385
00:15:18,414 --> 00:15:20,289
Hey, buddy.

386
00:15:20,373 --> 00:15:23,248
How am I supposed to focus
with all that incessant tapping?

387
00:15:23,331 --> 00:15:24,581
[Clunking]

388
00:15:24,664 --> 00:15:26,623
And what do you think
you're doing, sir?

389
00:15:26,706 --> 00:15:29,456
I'm holding the door
for the nice lady.

390
00:15:29,539 --> 00:15:30,789
No, you're not.

391
00:15:30,873 --> 00:15:32,456
You're leaving
your grubby fin-prints

392
00:15:32,539 --> 00:15:33,998
all over the glass,

393
00:15:34,081 --> 00:15:37,373
and now yours truly is gonna
have to clean it up.

394
00:15:37,456 --> 00:15:41,331
Why does everyone insist
on making my job so difficult?

395
00:15:41,414 --> 00:15:42,581
[Slurps]

396
00:15:42,664 --> 00:15:44,373
You always leave trash
on the table.

397
00:15:44,456 --> 00:15:46,914
Your teeth chatter.

398
00:15:46,998 --> 00:15:49,039
Your hat annoys me.

399
00:15:49,123 --> 00:15:52,456
You take too long
in the restroom.

400
00:15:52,539 --> 00:15:53,789
[Humming]

401
00:15:53,956 --> 00:15:57,039
And, SpongeBob, would you quit
singing that song!

402
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,914
What's the matter,
Squidward?

403
00:15:58,998 --> 00:16:01,914
Don't you have an attitude
of gratitude?

404
00:16:01,998 --> 00:16:02,914
[Sighs]

405
00:16:02,998 --> 00:16:04,706
SpongeBob, I hate my job,

406
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:08,581
and I live in a dead-end town
with neighbors I can't stand.

407
00:16:08,664 --> 00:16:11,539
I'm the most miserable person
in Bikini Bottom.

408
00:16:11,623 --> 00:16:14,039
What do I have
to be thankful for?

409
00:16:14,123 --> 00:16:15,664
Well, it could be worse.

410
00:16:15,748 --> 00:16:17,914
How could life
in Bikini Bottom

411
00:16:17,998 --> 00:16:20,539
possibly get any worse?

412
00:16:20,623 --> 00:16:22,164
[Rumbling]

413
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:24,373
Mount Bikini Bottom
is erupting!

414
00:16:24,456 --> 00:16:25,998
Boom!

415
00:16:26,081 --> 00:16:27,248
That's how.

416
00:16:27,331 --> 00:16:29,081
Cool.

417
00:16:29,164 --> 00:16:31,248
[Explosions roaring]

418
00:16:31,331 --> 00:16:33,581
Look!
The roof!

419
00:16:33,664 --> 00:16:35,956
[Crowd screaming]

420
00:16:36,039 --> 00:16:37,581
Hey, you lemons,

421
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,789
Afraid of a little lava?

422
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:40,789
[Sizzling]

423
00:16:40,873 --> 00:16:42,914
Cashie!

424
00:16:42,998 --> 00:16:44,456
No!

425
00:16:44,539 --> 00:16:47,539
Make it stop raining
this fiery destruction!

426
00:16:47,623 --> 00:16:48,831
[Sobbing]

427
00:16:49,081 --> 00:16:50,414
Sorry to interrupt
your crying, Mr. Krabs,

428
00:16:50,498 --> 00:16:51,789
but shouldn't we get to a place

429
00:16:51,998 --> 00:16:52,998
that at least
doesn't have a roof

430
00:16:53,081 --> 00:16:54,914
with lava coming through it?

431
00:16:54,998 --> 00:16:58,164
[Screaming]

432
00:16:58,998 --> 00:16:59,956
Fear not.

433
00:17:00,039 --> 00:17:01,331
Shelter can't be far away.

434
00:17:01,414 --> 00:17:03,789
Oh, why even bother,
SpongeBob?

435
00:17:03,873 --> 00:17:05,331
Can't you see?

436
00:17:05,414 --> 00:17:08,206
Civilization as we know it
is crumbling to dust.

437
00:17:08,289 --> 00:17:09,956
Civic order is in tatters.

438
00:17:10,039 --> 00:17:11,831
It's every man for himself.

439
00:17:11,914 --> 00:17:13,414
There's no other way.

440
00:17:13,498 --> 00:17:17,873
I'm gonna need
your life essence!

441
00:17:17,956 --> 00:17:19,123
[Growling]

442
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,998
What are you boys
doing out still?

443
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,456
Plenty of room
at the volcano shelter.

444
00:17:23,539 --> 00:17:25,414
Hey, but no more roughhousing.

445
00:17:25,498 --> 00:17:26,414
You got that?

446
00:17:26,498 --> 00:17:27,831
Oh, yes, of course, ma'am.

447
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:30,498
Try and behave yourself, fellers.

448
00:17:30,581 --> 00:17:33,956
No need to get excited, citizens.

449
00:17:34,039 --> 00:17:36,373
Your government
is working tirelessly

450
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:39,581
to defeat this evil volcano.

451
00:17:39,664 --> 00:17:40,623
What are we gonna do?

452
00:17:40,706 --> 00:17:41,706
Don't worry.

453
00:17:41,789 --> 00:17:43,623
We've got it under control.

454
00:17:43,706 --> 00:17:44,789
Under control?

455
00:17:44,873 --> 00:17:46,039
Half the city's on fire.

456
00:17:46,123 --> 00:17:47,998
You call that
"under control"?

457
00:17:48,081 --> 00:17:49,873
Huh?
Do you?

458
00:17:49,956 --> 00:17:51,039
Ah!

459
00:17:51,123 --> 00:17:52,331
The end is near, Mayor!

460
00:17:52,414 --> 00:17:54,039
That guy's onto something.

461
00:17:54,123 --> 00:17:55,789
What are you hiding from us,
Mayor?

462
00:17:55,873 --> 00:17:56,914
Do you have some secret?

463
00:17:56,998 --> 00:17:58,164
Is the end near?

464
00:17:58,248 --> 00:17:59,581
- Yeah!
- Answer the question!

465
00:17:59,664 --> 00:18:01,664
- Exactly!
- Answer the question!

466
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,039
Mr. Mayor!

467
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:05,039
Mr. Mayor, please,
I've got something.

468
00:18:05,123 --> 00:18:06,581
Oh, yes, boy.

469
00:18:06,664 --> 00:18:09,664
How do you propose
we stop the volcano?

470
00:18:09,748 --> 00:18:11,164
Actually,
I just had a question

471
00:18:11,248 --> 00:18:12,873
about these parking tickets.

472
00:18:12,956 --> 00:18:14,623
I don't have a car.

473
00:18:14,706 --> 00:18:15,998
Oh, boy, moron.

474
00:18:16,081 --> 00:18:17,581
We're doomed!

475
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,164
[Chuckles]

476
00:18:19,248 --> 00:18:21,498
You fools!

477
00:18:21,581 --> 00:18:22,498
Who are you?

478
00:18:22,581 --> 00:18:24,373
[Cackling]

479
00:18:24,456 --> 00:18:26,331
All: Ooh!

480
00:18:26,414 --> 00:18:31,248
I am an ancient warrior
from long ago,

481
00:18:31,331 --> 00:18:35,748
the last of my kind
who ruled over the ocean

482
00:18:35,831 --> 00:18:39,039
from before the dawn of time.

483
00:18:39,123 --> 00:18:42,706
But alas, my people
were wiped out

484
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:46,706
by the same volcano
that plagues you now.

485
00:18:46,789 --> 00:18:48,789
Then how did you survive?

486
00:18:48,873 --> 00:18:50,331
[Laughs]

487
00:18:50,414 --> 00:18:54,206
I survived
because I was the only one

488
00:18:54,289 --> 00:18:56,706
who knew how to stop it.

489
00:18:56,789 --> 00:18:59,039
Well, don't keep us
in suspense.

490
00:18:59,123 --> 00:19:00,248
How did you stop it?

491
00:19:00,331 --> 00:19:04,206
You must make a sacrifice!

492
00:19:04,289 --> 00:19:05,373
[Crowd gasping]

493
00:19:05,456 --> 00:19:07,581
What kind of sacrifice?

494
00:19:07,664 --> 00:19:12,873
A sacrifice must be made
of the most miserable person.

495
00:19:12,956 --> 00:19:14,289
I knew it.

496
00:19:14,498 --> 00:19:17,248
We have to sacrifice
the most miserable person.

497
00:19:17,331 --> 00:19:18,831
And who would that be?

498
00:19:18,914 --> 00:19:21,081
Well, it certainly isn't me.

499
00:19:21,164 --> 00:19:23,748
[All talking at once]

500
00:19:23,831 --> 00:19:25,081
Hey, Squidward,

501
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:26,873
who do you think
is the most miserable person?

502
00:19:26,956 --> 00:19:28,081
Don't know.
Don't care.

503
00:19:28,289 --> 00:19:29,623
But, Squidward,
it's imperative that--

504
00:19:29,873 --> 00:19:32,873
But, Squidward, it is
imperative that we nothing!

505
00:19:32,956 --> 00:19:37,248
I think I'd rather take
my chances with the volcano

506
00:19:37,331 --> 00:19:40,081
than be stuck
in this miserable barnacle hole

507
00:19:40,164 --> 00:19:43,331
with you and the citizens
of dum-dum town.

508
00:19:43,414 --> 00:19:45,081
Oh, oh,
we're idiots now?

509
00:19:45,164 --> 00:19:46,581
I'm a very smart woman.

510
00:19:46,664 --> 00:19:47,789
Nice, nice.

511
00:19:47,873 --> 00:19:48,789
What?

512
00:19:48,873 --> 00:19:52,039
[Crowd shouting]

513
00:19:53,664 --> 00:19:54,456
You idiots!

514
00:19:54,539 --> 00:19:55,664
You got the wrong guy!

515
00:19:56,081 --> 00:19:57,789
We heard you complaining
about the fingerprints.

516
00:19:57,873 --> 00:19:59,206
And the foot tapping.

517
00:19:59,289 --> 00:20:00,748
And my loose change.

518
00:20:00,831 --> 00:20:02,123
And my teeth!

519
00:20:02,206 --> 00:20:03,414
And his hat!

520
00:20:03,498 --> 00:20:05,289
And you called the pipe stupid.

521
00:20:05,373 --> 00:20:06,789
And the fact that you said

522
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,581
you were the most miserable
person in Bikini Bottom.

523
00:20:09,664 --> 00:20:12,414
I'm the most miserable person
in Bikini Bottom.

524
00:20:12,498 --> 00:20:14,664
Oh, would you just...
[Grumbles]

525
00:20:14,748 --> 00:20:17,706
[Lava hissing]

526
00:20:18,873 --> 00:20:20,164
Let me down, you goons!

527
00:20:20,248 --> 00:20:22,289
Sorry, Mr. Tentacles.

528
00:20:22,373 --> 00:20:23,789
Throw him in, fellas.

529
00:20:23,873 --> 00:20:24,789
[Screams]

530
00:20:24,873 --> 00:20:26,623
Wait!

531
00:20:26,706 --> 00:20:29,123
It is I who have
made Squidward miserable.

532
00:20:29,206 --> 00:20:31,123
Throw me in instead.

533
00:20:31,206 --> 00:20:33,581
Works for me.

534
00:20:33,664 --> 00:20:36,289
Well, I'm glad you all
came to your senses.

535
00:20:36,373 --> 00:20:37,456
Bunch of ingrates.

536
00:20:37,539 --> 00:20:39,039
Come on, SpongeBob,
jump in.

537
00:20:39,123 --> 00:20:41,164
- Whoa!
- Squidward!

538
00:20:41,248 --> 00:20:43,248
SpongeBob, help!

539
00:20:43,331 --> 00:20:44,623
I'd love to, Squidward,

540
00:20:44,706 --> 00:20:46,081
but you said
do not help you ever again

541
00:20:46,164 --> 00:20:47,248
and that being my neighbor

542
00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:49,081
left you with nothing
to be grateful for.

543
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:50,748
I made a promise.

544
00:20:50,831 --> 00:20:51,748
[Groaning]

545
00:20:51,831 --> 00:20:53,623
I take it back!

546
00:20:53,706 --> 00:20:55,914
[Screams]

547
00:20:55,998 --> 00:20:56,914
[Babbles]

548
00:20:56,998 --> 00:20:58,331
Please, SpongeBob.

549
00:20:58,414 --> 00:21:00,581
I didn't mean
any of that.

550
00:21:00,664 --> 00:21:02,914
I do appreciate your friendship.

551
00:21:02,998 --> 00:21:04,789
I am grateful.

552
00:21:04,873 --> 00:21:07,831
I...I...

553
00:21:07,914 --> 00:21:10,998
♪ I'm grateful for the life
I'm living ♪

554
00:21:11,081 --> 00:21:13,664
♪ Who knows how long
I've have it? ♪

555
00:21:13,748 --> 00:21:17,331
I learned that
from you, remember?

556
00:21:17,414 --> 00:21:20,206
Good-bye, everyone.

557
00:21:20,289 --> 00:21:21,956
[Screams]

558
00:21:22,039 --> 00:21:23,206
Boing!

559
00:21:23,289 --> 00:21:25,081
Huh?

560
00:21:25,164 --> 00:21:26,373
Squidward,

561
00:21:26,456 --> 00:21:28,331
I always knew
you felt that way.

562
00:21:28,414 --> 00:21:30,206
Aw, buddy.

563
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,206
Thanks for finally
opening up to us.

564
00:21:32,289 --> 00:21:33,956
[Pipe straining]

565
00:21:34,039 --> 00:21:37,248
[Water roaring]

566
00:21:38,581 --> 00:21:42,956
[High-pitched falling noise]

567
00:21:43,039 --> 00:21:45,206
Crash!

568
00:21:45,289 --> 00:21:48,206
[Crowd cheering]

569
00:21:48,289 --> 00:21:49,623
My house!

570
00:21:49,706 --> 00:21:54,373
Ah, now the volcano
is appeased.

571
00:21:54,456 --> 00:21:56,623
But I thought you said
a sacrifice had to be made

572
00:21:56,706 --> 00:21:58,373
of the most miserable person.

573
00:21:58,456 --> 00:22:00,998
No.
You didn't let me finish.

574
00:22:01,081 --> 00:22:02,498
I was trying to say,

575
00:22:02,581 --> 00:22:06,539
a sacrifice of the most
miserable person's house.

576
00:22:06,623 --> 00:22:10,748
No one ever listens to me.

577
00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:12,873
[Chuckling]

578
00:22:12,956 --> 00:22:15,956
[Cackling]

579
00:22:18,498 --> 00:22:19,748
You know, SpongeBob,

580
00:22:19,956 --> 00:22:22,748
in light of everything
that just happened,

581
00:22:22,831 --> 00:22:24,414
I lied to you.

582
00:22:24,498 --> 00:22:27,248
I am not grateful
for anything.

583
00:22:27,331 --> 00:22:28,748
I mean, look at me.

584
00:22:28,831 --> 00:22:31,706
I don't even have a roof
to sleep under anymore.

585
00:22:31,789 --> 00:22:36,539
Well, I wouldn't say that.

586
00:22:39,164 --> 00:22:40,331
Go away.

587
00:22:43,081 --> 00:22:45,998
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588
00:22:46,081 --> 00:22:49,206
[Lilting ukulele music]

589
00:22:49,289 --> 00:22:57,248
♪ ♪